Good-humor will even go so far as often to supply the lack of wit.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Handsome is that handsome does.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Make money your god, and it will plague you like the devil.

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.

Most men like in women what is most opposite their own characters.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

A good countenance is a letter of recommendation.

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason

If ever I was running, it was towards you.

Law enforcement are the facilitators of corporate fraud.

I was denied a record contract for 15 years, so I'm not going to be too picky about what I do. I don't have the juice to say no too many times.

The reason why the universe is eternal is that it does not live for itself; it gives life to others as it transforms.

If I am to tell you how to grow old gracefully, I must tell you at the beginning of life; for no man can grow old gracefully unless he begins early.

We are really competing against ourselves, we have no control over how other people perform.

A man is what he is and no fancy lodgings or fine clothes will change that (Daniel Brennan)

Confidence is everywhere the parent of despotism. Free government is founded in jealousy, and not in confidence.

Around the world, the generals are being ousted, and the poets are taking charge.

Heaven on Earth is a choice you must make, not a place you must find.