Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!

Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert's writing was hazy, Ep's statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.

Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

Think and then think what you have thought. Is it really what you had thought. Think again.

One of the great responsibilities that I have is to manage my assets wisely, so that they create value.

If our young people could but glimpse it, it would be the most powerful spiritual motivation of their lives!

There are three thing in the world I love most: the sea, Hamlet, and Don Giovanni.

Life can change in a moment, so we must appreciate every single day we are given.

I am a Roman citizen.

Pursuits become habits.

There is too much government today. We've got to remember the government should be by the people, of the people, and for the people.

I see pictures of myself and I always knew that what I was feeling didn't look like that guy in the pictures.

What the hell did we do to deserve this?