Good manners spring from just one thing - kind impulses.

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.

Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.

Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.

The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil

Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.

I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.

Someone has said that life itself is a party: you join after it's started and you leave before it's finished.

Keep your talent in the dark and you'll never be insulted.

Good manners - the longer I live the more convinced I am of it - are a priceless insurance against failure and loneliness. And anyone can have them.

Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.

By constantly moving the flashlight of your attention to the perimeter of your understanding, you enlarge your sense of the world.

You can't deal with being odd?...Become like them...Become drug delear...Live their lifes... have fun...and be honest...

If the race is to be freed from its crippling burden of good and evil it must be psychiatrists who take the original responsibility

How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man’s self to himself!

This temporal fire is but a painted fire in respect of that penetrating and real fire in hell.

There's more to the erotic life than explicitness.

A lot of money doesn't make anyone more often right. It just makes him harder to correct.

If you go to space, you'll look down and see no national boundaries. You'll never see the gods people are killing each other over, but they're incredibly real.

My best takes are my first two takes.

No thank you to all the bustas, cowards, and FAKE HOMIES who showed me the depths of jealousy, envy and greed.