Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day.

It's sad to see the devil cry.

I am aloof by nature. I mind my own business. I'm good with everyone, and I get along fine with people. But work is work, and friendship is friendship. I never mix the two.

In 2001 Steve Staunton became the record cap holder for which country? Brazil.

Do what makes you happy! It's that simple.

For things to change, we must change.

Anytime you go digging around on the internet and into your world, maybe you don't want to find out where your name pops up.

Hard work pays off, dreams come true. Bad times don't last, but BAD GUYS do.