Good people drink good beer.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

If you're not hated by many, you're not good enough yet, because God hates and always hated the majority for good reasons.

There is more to living than not dying, " he said. "Look at the way you live, Will. You burn as bright as a star.

I'd love to do more action stuff, in the future.

It is still open to question whether psychology is a natural science, or whether it can be regarded as a science at all.

There are only two ways to establish competitive advantage: do things better than others or do them differently.

Im studying jerkoffs in the wild," Ben answered dryly. "This seemed like a good chance to view one up close.

If it had not been for the Christians that I have known I might have been a Christian.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

Always reach for the moon cuz if u slip up u will still be a star!! #Jeah

The wages of courage is death, lad, but it's the wages of everything else, too.