Good swimmers at length are drowned.

The best mirror is an old friend.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters.

The eyes have one language everywhere.

Help thyself, and God will help thee.

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

With every sunrise our hearts sing with joy, our minds dance with love, and our lives get new meaning

You will generally observe that, of all Americans, your foreign-born citizens are the most patriotic - especially toward the Fourth of July.

Love isn't over when the sheets are stained.

There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.

Set aside a time solely for running. Running is more fun if you don't have to rush through it.

Friendship reaches well above all currency.

If you want to find out what a writer or a cartoonist really feels, look at his work. That's enough.

I know what women want. They want to be beautiful.

How hard a thing 'twould be to please you all.

I think being able to really fall in love with someone is the craziest thing that could ever happen. You know, allowing yourself to really go there and really feel those things is extremely scary.