Good teachers cost a lot; but, poor teachers cost a lot more.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Breath, dreams, silence, invincible calm, you triumph.

Magnanimous of you.'His mouth twitched. 'Mmm. Use more words like that, please. Schoolmistress words. Long, impressive ones.' He'd made the last three words sound like an innuendo.

They are able because they think they are able.

So prodigal was I of youth Forgetting I was young I worshipped dead men for their strength Forgetting I was strong.

We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.

Within two hours of where I live, you have mountains and desert as location. I like the natural elements that abstract into light, texture, shape and shadow.

You only lose energy when life becomes dull in your mind. Your mind gets bored and therefore tired of doing nothing.

The man who first brought ruin upon the Roman people was he who pampered them by largesses and amusements.

As long as I've got the love of the fans, that means everything to me.