Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Trusting no man as his friend, he could not recognize his enemy when the latter actually appeared.

WHEN YOU FEAR IS BECAUSE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

A man should always consider ... how much more unhappy he might be than he is.

Above all, film is a business... Independence is a really cool thing as you can be a bit more bold, and take a few more chances with what you do.

I think I may be in love with you, Sophie," said Will. "Marriage could be in the cards.

The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus to come.

I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill.

I think what's important and extraordinarily practical about Buddhism, is that it offers very concrete methods for people to work with.

Sell Not Yourself At Little Price, Being So Precious In God's Eyes.

Time travels in divers paces with divers persons. I'll tell you who Time ambles withal, who Time trots withal, who Time gallops withal, and who he stands still withal.