Good writing is good writing, but that doesn't mean you can't orchestrate it or tweak it.

Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.

I probably have some sort of chocolate five times a week. There's definitely a change it does to the chemistry of the body. It's my favorite feeling. I live for it.

I don't believe in regrets; I believe your future is in your tomorrows.

Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.

Sports, entertainment and aviation are three of the most exciting professions in the world; you are dealing with the same magnitude.

You feel alive to the degree that you feel you can help others.

It's hard to make a cultural phenomenon every time.

He lives with his creativity in high gear.

Never say anything unless you have to.

I have to believe there's some other life force out there. I don't know in what form. But we can't have all these galaxies and universes without something going on.

By disappearing in the Land of Nature, you appear in the Land of Wisdom!

Never let the future disturb you - you will meet it with the same weapons of reason and mind that, today, guard you against the present...

Be frank and explicit. That is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others.

As a New Yorker, this is what you do: you confront, jab, and slap, sometimes wrongly, then smile and forget about it.

You need to make plans for your future, so plan your own future.

In my dreams it happens, when I wake up I just hope for an even better and stronger UN.

Egyptian President Sadat had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon at a state dinner. Mr. Nixon was really impressed. He hadn't seen contortions like that since Rose Mary Woods.

Vertical thought likes to imagine the vast distances between the stars.

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.

A man with a machine and inadequate culture is a pestilence.