Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties.

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.

I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things.

It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand

Lost, yesterday, somewhere between sunrise and sunset, two golden hours, each set with sixty diamond minutes. No reward is offered for they are gone forever.

Goals are easily scored with either a skillful strike or a strong one. If you make a strong strike, it's impossible for it to be defended by obstacles in your goal!

This country is a one-party country. Half of it is called Republican and half is called Democrat. It doesn't make any difference. All the really good ideas belong to the Libertarians.

I bought some books in order to learn the first principles of philosophy.

In 1921, Harry Houdini started his own film company called - wait for it - the Houdini Picture Corporation.

The weeds of socialism are better than the crops of capitalism.

A person who forgoes the use of his symbolic skills is never really free.

House of Style' changed my life. I literally had no experience in front of a TV camera before, and there I was taking over for Rebecca Romijn. My exposure heightened instantly.

Al Gore is an heir to the old czars and commissars. He never saw a regulation he didn't like.

A value strategy is of little use to the impatient investor since it usually takes time to pay off.