Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

It is like we are having a harvest of destruction in our continent.

Fitch is on his way. He's coming after he blows up some wizards.

In some ways all of my fiction is like a conversation I'm having with the writers I read when I was first falling in love with books.

I'll leave here with my head held high and with confidence that history will judge my time here.

Hoary-headed old Winter, I have had enough of you!

If one is experiencing poverty, practice ordinary and extreme generosity - this is the antidote.

How do you learn to pray? Well how do you learn to swim? Do you sit in a chair with your feet up drinking coke learning to swim? You get down and you struggle. That's how you learn to pray.

When something is over, it is over.

BJJ is like trying to solve a puzzle that keeps changing..so magnificent... yet completely humbling.

Running is one the best solutions to a clear mind.