Gosh, I'd like to direct Our Town on stage.

I wouldn't want the pressure of a Six Feet Under or the pressure of improvising like Curb Your Enthusiasm.

A lot of guys like to go to the beach and bring a crowd, but not me. I like to be alone and out there with a couple of pelicans.

I get a lot of teenagers going, 'Yo, Krueger,' and honking their horn and giving me the claw. Yeah, I'm recognized.

Kids today don't watch a black and white movie.

I have friends that are much better actors than I am that had to quit the business because they couldn't survive the auditions or the rejections, or people just didn't realize how good they were.

Most of my nightmares involve me forgetting my lines in a stage play.

The modern horror audience is wise to our tricks this lets it in on the gag.

I think superheroes today are like whistle blowers.

The last time we had Freddy in reality was part two and Freddy sort of went out on his own.

That old rock and roll song, "looking for love in all the wrong places," it's true.

With all the god-awful suffering in this war, I suppose somebody ought to be enjoying it.

Thou art but a feeble flower in the garden of the universe, yet thou hath a purpose much greater than thyself.

You are sick not weak. It is okay to be depressed.

We had enough quite enough snobbery in this world without exporting it to the hereafter.

Seventy years of ad-lib material, and I am speechless.

Oh, the glory of growth, silent, mighty, persistent, inevitable! To awaken, to open up like a flower to the light of a fuller consciousness!

For the record, I hate skiing... and if you get killed doing it, GOOD.

Who was that fatman buried in your place? Just another imitator, plastic surgeons did his face.

Dolly Parton made me chicken and dumplings. That Tennessee woman can burn some pots! And we know that I am not necessarily shy to a fork!

And thence from Athens turn away our eyes To seek new friends and stranger companies.