Gossip bespeaks either a vacant mind or one that entertains jealousy or envy.

Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!

I'm going to tell you the most important secret of human life. The most critical need of the human soul is to be kind.

The greatest work we will ever do will be within the walls of our home.

There should be no yelling in the home unless there is a fire.

Your thoughts are the architects of your destiny.

Find a purpose in life so big it will challenge every capacity to be at your best.

Being a parent is the greatest trust that has been given to human beings.

Happiness and peace will come to earth only as the light of love and human compassion enter the souls of men.

True happiness comes only by making others happy.

I think it must be apparent to every thinking mind that the noblest of all professions is that of teaching, and that upon the effectiveness of that teaching hangs the destiny of nations.

If you think my waistline defines my worth, you are not worth my time anyways.

And it was suddenly very simple: There was no choice.

Absurd laughter is a kind of protest against an absurd existence.

The only good is knowledge and the only evil ignorance.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

If anyone tells you that you can't achieve your dreams, or puts you down, make your hand into a claw and tell them you're a little monster and you can do whatever the f*** you want.

I wouldn't want to donate my body for scientific study.

The world is shaped by different people with certain personalities that come out of different upbringings.

So faithful in love, and so dauntless in war, There never was knight like young Lochinvar.