Got to start by finding it, have we? Can't start by looking for it, I suppose?

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Remembrance of things past is just for the rich. For the poor it only marks the faint traces on the path to death.

To live in infinite bliss, practice mindfulness and live in the moment.

While the sciences are hugely important, let us not leave behind a child's imagination.

Everyone thinks acting is easy. It's far from easy, but it's the most gratifying thing I do.

We never care to know new people unless we are sure we shall like them.

What passion cannot music raise and quell!

Only in this world do we laugh: in hell, it won't be possible; and in heaven, it won't be proper.

Happiness is a choice; not just a matter of genes or good luck.

Who saves his country violates no law.

I'd literally rather hang out at the T.G.I. Friday's in New Jersey than tool around at a place that sells $40 cheeseburgers.