Government does not cause affluence. Citizens of totalitarian countries have plenty of government and nothing of anything else.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

An entrepreneur is like a musician creating a new song.

The Right Honorable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.

We were young, we were pilots, and we were hungry to test the new technology of 'space machines.' And we all wanted to be first.

Music is a powerful tool in galvanizing people around an issue. There's no better way to get your point across than to put it in a beautiful song.

The non-violent movement seeks justice and reconciliation, not victory - or not just victory.

I really think I like poisonous snakes.

Words are like diamonds. Polish them too much, and all you get are pebbles.

Purpose is what gives life meaning.

What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.

The only way to measure a lover is by the grandeur of the beloved.