Government is a kind of legalized pillage.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

We have not come [here] for fame

The best part is the fans loving you. And the free clothes.

Antidepressants. The thought of this girl actually being depressed made me want to grab the whole planet and throw it into the sun. Well, more than usual anyway.

Be good to others, but don't expect a lot of gratitude in this world. Remember that good deeds are seldom remembered and bad deeds are seldom forgotten.

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

I'm generally somebody who hopes for the best. It's not what one ought to do in my line of work [screenwriting], but it is what I do.

You reason like the king, who, being sent across the frontier, called out, 'What will become of my poor subjects without me?'

O Trade, O Trade! Would thou wert dead!The time needs heart - 'tis tired of head.

God is love, the parson whined. Yes, and is he also blind?

The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.