Grammar Checker – A software program that is not needed by those who know grammar and virtually useless for those who don’t.

I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.

Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.

Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good point.

Warranty – A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.

Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment.

I think maybe miracles are something everybody has to find out about for themselves. Telling them about it doesn’t make them believe. It just makes them think you’re crazy as a bessie bug.

If Erik existed and lived life in despair, We wish him to know we are here and we care.

Jocelyn’s stomach lodged another complaint with the management regarding the length of time since breakfast.

I'll tell you a secret.Old storytellers never die.They disappear into their own story.

I have brought a PS2 on set with me before. But games can be really addicting, and that's dangerous. So I tend to keep it fairly limited on a certain level.

I looked around one stage school when I was maybe nine. It just scared the bejesus out of me. I was incredibly open, and the girls seemed fierce and determined.

A wretched child Is he who does not return his parents' care.

We weren't impatient. We just weren't moving.

There are things to confess that enrich the world, and things that need not be said.

I dream of a Digital India where government is open, and governance is transparent.