Grammar is the greatest joy in life, don't you find?

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Hecuba had the mistaken notion, just like my poor mama, that all a girl had to do was to get married and all her problems were solved overnight.

There are two days in the year that you cannot do anything: YESTERDAY & TOMORROW: Only TODAY you can Be Happy, Smile, Dream, Love, Feel, & Be Thankful…

I love all kinds of bread. Whenever I crave junk food, I want salty things like peanuts or potato chips.

We must not promise what we ought not, lest we be called on to perform what we cannot.

I feel it's important to be active. People who retire, sit by their swimming pool and golf course and plan to relax have a very empty life.

The dead have no ears, no answering machines that we know of, still we call.

I wish I were a girl again, half savage and hardy, and free... Why am I so changed? I'm sure I should be myself were I once among the heather on those hills.

Empathy is the capacity to think and feel oneself into the inner life of another person.

I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.

Nothing can create something all the time due to the laws of quantum mechanics, and it's - it's fascinatingly interesting.