Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

People ask – how can I enjoy life when I have problems? You may have problems, but you can still enjoy life and be Happy.

It is an undisputed truth of the modern age that there are now only two kinds of people in the world: people who call and people who text.

True wisdom reveals itself by loving everyone.

It has always been the aim of royalty and aristocracy to lower the individual liberty and independence of the common people. A baron and a minute-man could not breathe the same air.

I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual,' - Magnus Bane

Earning a lot of money is not the key to prosperity. How you handle it is.

Marlee, what are you doing? Get under a tent before you burn your skin." She gave me a polite smile. "I'm happy here." "No, really," I said, putting a hand around her arm. "You'll look like my hair.

To succeed in science, one must doubt; to succeed in life, one must be sure.

Logic is not a body of doctrine, but a mirror-image of the world. Logic is transcendental.

The history of any nation is not only a succession of events, but also a chain of ideas.