Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

If you hate me, you only harm yourself.

Backs dialogue for solving disputes and not military power and threats.

Palestine needs earth, but it does not need lawyers.

The signature of mediocrity is chronic inconstancy. The signature of greatness is a disciplined and consistent focus on the right things.

Life is a long headache in a noisy street.

There is no such thing as "firming and toning." There is only stronger and weaker.

And nobility will not be able to help you with your love; Love does not know how to cede to ancestral images.

You can take art, you can have a baby, you can have a career.

Meditation isn’t about what’s happening; it’s about how you relate to what’s happening.

Anybody can be a hellene, by his heart, his mind, his spirit.