Grass is growing on the Front Bench.

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.

The only thing I like about rich people is their money.

I married beneath me. All women do.

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

Women have got to make the world safe for men, since men have made it so darned unsafe for women.

[After her election to the British Parliament and being welcomed to 'the most exclusive men's club in Europe':] It won't be exclusive long. When I came in, I left the door wide open!

The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity.

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.

The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you.

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

Because one look into his eyes, and she was drowning in what existed there and didn’t want to surface.

The Prime Minister gazed hopelessly at the pair of them for a moment, then the words he had fought to suppress all evening burst from him at

Immature poets imitate: mature poets steal.

I don't know, maybe it's because I was raised Catholic. Confession has always held a great appeal for me.

Back then every small town had a gym, and if itseated more than 2,000 then we'd be interested in playing in it.

And if I had a camera Showing all the light we give And showing where the light extends I'd give it to my friends

If you're having fun, if you're working with people you love working with, then the results are always going to be exciting.

Every man is, or hopes to be, an idler.

I never trashed a hotel room or did drugs.

I was a fan of Charlie Sheen - he's an incredibly likable, affable guy - well, until he doesn't like you.