Gratitude, being nearly the greatest of human duties, is also nearly the most difficult.

Against a dark sky, all flowers look like fireworks.

God is like the sun; you cannot look at it, but without it you cannot look at anything else.

Tolerance is the virtue of people who do not believe in anything.

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.

I don't need a church to tell me I'm wrong where I already know I'm wrong; I need a Church to tell me I'm wrong where I think I'm right

The more I considered Christianity, the more I found that while it had established a rule and order, the chief aim of that order was to give room for good things to run wild.

A really great person is the person who makes every person feel great.

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged.

But the truth is that it is only by believing in God that we can ever criticise the Government. Once abolish the God, and the Government becomes the God.

Writing is, in the end, that oddest of anomalies: an intimate letter to a stranger.

Happiness is the heavenly light of joy.

Health is the ability to be fully and consciously aware of all that contributes to your life experience and to effectively exist in that environment. It then means you see yourself as you really are.

A buoyant, positive approach to the game is as basic as a sound swing.

The pious pretense that evil does not exist only makes it vague, enormous and menacing.

I can't think of any bank robbery comedy where it's about two normal guys. It's kind of like Superbad meets Heat, which is a cool combo, and it's just fun doing a normal guy that's robbing a bank.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

Makeup is the finishing touch, the final accessory.

I'm sure once my career's over, when I look back when I'm older, I can maybe appreciate it a little bit more.

It'll work, if God, wind, leads, ice, snow, and all the hells of this damned frozen land are willing.