Gratitude exclaims, very properly, 'How good of God to give me this.'

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Only a self-learnt man can reach others.

One of the odd things about middle age...was the strange decisions a man discovers he’s made by not really making them.

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Life can only be kept by giving it away. But then it will bloom.

It makes me sad when I see things that are just the same technology; you aren't passing the technology forward.

Drink up, England... I WANT your liver to fail. Smoke up England, I WANT you to die.

The laws of man may bind him in chains or may put him to death, but they never can make him wise, virtuous, or happy.

It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that whatever you say to them, they always purr.

Etching will suggest subtle variations of tone, the most delicate shadings, all with black lines, which, as far as lines go, are unsurpassed for sheer beauty.

I'm not giving any guidance, OK. I mean, you know, mothers are not supposed to give guidance, right? Anyway, so he's [Sean] doing his own thing.