Gratitude is one of those things that cannot be bought. It must be born with men, or else all the obligations in the world will not create it.

Hope is generally a wrong guide, though it is very good company by the way.

True merit, like a river, the deeper it is, the less noise it makes.

Nothing would more contribute to make a man wise than to have always an enemy in his view.

Formality is sufficiently revenged upon the world for being so unreasonably laughed at; it is destroyed, it is true, but it hath the spiteful satisfaction of seeing everything destroyed with it.

The more arguments you win, the less friends you will have

I often think how much easier the world would have been to manage if Herr Hitler and Signor Mussolini had been at Oxford.

The plainer the dress, the greater luster does beauty appear.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

If none were to have Liberty but those who understand what it is, there would not be many freed Men in the world.

The best party is but a kind of conspiracy against the rest of the nation.

When they see us dance. When they see how you look at me. When they see how I smile at you.

The Witch 2015, has shown how religion make us, and when does it put us. How just by one religion a lot of people live in the lie!

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?

Some men live their lives terrified. Terrified of the night and all that is dark. I will live my life eternally in fear of the light of day.

Curiosity is natural to the soul of man and interesting objects have a powerful influence on our affections.

How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?

Magic was a thing that, when I did it, it made all the kids go, "Ah, that's cool."

Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles.

I think the Israelis are beginning to realize more that they are moving toward a one-state solution, which would be a catastrophe for Israel.

The destiny of our society is yours to make and you have a vastly greater importance to the world than we do.