Gravity is the best cloak for sin in all countries.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.

Handsome is that handsome does.

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.

Make money your god, and it will plague you like the devil.

There is not in the universe a more ridiculous, nor a more contemptible animal, than a proud clergyman.

The hounds all join in glorious cry, / The huntsman winds his horn: / And a-hunting we will go.

Most men like in women what is most opposite their own characters.

When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.

A good countenance is a letter of recommendation.

Neither great poverty nor great riches will hear reason

Just when you think you know.....you don't know.

Ah yes, a great victory, this 'sport'. I am sure El Toro appreciates the applause Jumping in the Puddles of Life

In all affairs love religion politics or business it's a healthy idea now and then to hang a question mark on things you have long taken for granted.

As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or thought up and how I say it.

Yeah, I do get to do some theater occasionally. I don't get to do it as much as I would like to.

Change your 'Nafs', change the world.

Self Government won't work without self discipline.

A blond in a red dress can do without introductions -- but not without a bodyguard.

When AIDS was at its most brutal, frightening, my-God-what-are-we-going-to-do era, that was when vampire stories and stories about blood and trust swept the literary world.