Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition.

I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.

I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.

What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.

Despite the weight of the world on my shoulders, the temptation to stop and smell the supernatural roses tugged on my sleeves a time or two.

Can I finish my blasted story? We'll get to supernatural kindergarten later.

Hell, yeah, Ryland. Man up and carpe girl.

The fact is very few men live harmoniously, while most of us survive miraculously!

Impatience is not the fastest way of getting to where your treasures are. It is the quickest way of by-passing them without even knowing. Keep calm

Denial makes it easier to keep an addiction progressing smoothly along and, being a lie, it’s just better form.

Here again we witness the single outcome of a worldwide process, with East and West yielding the same results, and once again for the same reason: Men have forgotten God.

Do right. Fear Nothing.

The life insurance industry is filled with good people who believe in their work and their companies, but who may never have challenged the assumptions underlying their efforts.

I have eyes like a bullfrog, a neck like an ostrich and long, limp hair. You just have to be good to survive with that equipment.

I've enjoyed my retirement.

We still have a long way to go before we can declare America safe, and that means doing a better job along our borders, as well.

When a man seduces a woman, it should, I think, be termed a left-handed marriage.