Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Writing feels safer somehow. I can catch myself before I say the wrong thing.

If you want to make your wife joyful, treat her like Holy Spirit

Knowing you, I understood myself.

The very nature of open innovation is to take advantage of all sources of creativity in a more open way and make a leap of innovation management to the next level.

I learned to love my son without wanting to possess him and I learned how to teach him to teach himself.

Nobody knows what makes good art. As an artist, when it happens, you're grateful, and then you get on with it.

My theory is to enjoy life, but my practice is against it.

I really don't spend any time on the Internet, so I guess I live a little under a rock in that respect.

A Catholic is a person who has plucked up courage to face the incredible and inconceivable idea that something else may be wiser than he is.

I'm a big hip hop fan.