Great fear can cast love out.

... freedom is the knowledge of necessity and there is no wealth but life. When you understand that you understand everything.

Not all friends know they have lost you.

Blood is thicker than water, I know, but it's unnatural stuff to drink so much of. (“The Wife Of Ted Wickham”)

The little man gave the big one a look. One of his eyes was green, one was black, and both were cool.

I've never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.

A true friend is one who likes you despite your achievements.

Ministers never write or preach so well as when under the cross.

Surrender to a logic more powerful than reason.

The best fights are the ones we avoid.

Integrity means that you are the same in public as you are in private.

The Comedy Store attracts all types of people, growing up I was able to meet them all.