Great men are ordinary men with extra ordinary determination.

I will prepare, and someday my chance will come.

Whatever you are, be a good one.

No man is poor who has a Godly mother.

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

You will know those who love you, when you are in need.

If no divine law is recognized above the law of the State, then the law of man has become absolute in men's eyes--there is then no logical barrier to totalitarianism.

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell.

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin.

Put every light you have on a dimmer. Because after a certain age, we can play with the lighting and set it on how you look best on it. Its cheaper than plastic surgery.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

I'm generally pessimistic about the dumbing down of America - especially with summer movies.

The Babe is one fellow, and I'm another and I could never be exactly like him. I don't try, I just go on as I am in my own right.

All Children are Artists

The only way to stop a rebellion is to crush it with blood and fire, and to wound them so they'll never dare to raise a hand again.