Great results, can be achieved with small forces.

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.

Thus it is that in war the victorious strategist only seeks battle after the victory has been won, whereas he who is destined to defeat first fights and afterwards looks for victory.

Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.

He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared.

The good fighters of old first put themselves beyond the possibility of defeat, and then waited for an opportunity of defeating the enemy.

Therefore, just as water retains no constant shape, so in warfare there are no constant conditions.

When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.

If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

I was flying right toward him (the pig) at the speed of demigod-smashing.

All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down provided it is the right temptation put in the right spot.

Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.

In every area, working with what you habitually reject is one of the best ways to facilitate growth and transformation.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.

If I were scared of rednecks, I would've moved on a long time ago. That's not a fear I struggle with.

Be ashamed of your hatred. Give up hatred and be quiet.

Anyone who doesn't think the government killed my father either hasn't given the issue much thought, or is insane.

All enterprises that are entered into with indiscreet zeal may be pursued with great vigor at first, but are sure to collapse in the end.