Great stories teach you something. That's one reason I haven't slipped into some sort of retirement: I always feel like I'm learning something new.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.

Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society.

Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

The purpose of life is to nurture joy, which involves those aspects of humanity that enrich the soul.

Perhaps I should just bury myself and become a diamond after thousands of years of intense pressure

There's a lot of fiction from that period that we're nostalgic for.

Whenever we do what we can, we immediately can do more.

Meditation is the best means of elongating life

Do you think I’ll ever get better at this? That my heart might someday stop trying to jump out of my chest whenever you touch me?

My favorite Elton John song is "Daniel"; my son is named Daniel and he's partly named after my wife's father, but also partly named after that song.

Truth like a blanket that always leaves your feet cold screenwriter of Dead Poets' Society.

Sometimes I see him as just another person, and sometimes I feel the sight of him in my gut, like a deep ache.

Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise.