Great teachers are usually a little crazy.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

for whenever men are right they are not young

World Peace will be achieved the day Humans, embrace The Power of Love and forgo their Love of Power.

Explore the world with an open mind, a sturdy carry-on, and clothes that don't wrinkle!

Every man in the world is better than some one else. And not as good as some one else.

Certainly children are being encouraged far more than they were seventy-five years ago and are more accepted as they are.

I basically think that I'm a fairly nice, normal person with just a few eccentricities.

Truth is often terribly thin, don't you think?

I've never made a secret of the fact that I'd have loved to have children.

The neurotic keeps minute track of his enemies; it is only his friends he is careless about.

Once, I was easy. Now, I was choosy. See? Big difference.