Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.

Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.

Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact.

Lincoln was right about not fooling all the people all the time. But Republicans haven't given up trying.

Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

There are no problems we cannot solve together, and very few that we can solve by ourselves.

Our numbers have increased in Vietnam because the aggression of others has increased in Vietnam. There is not, and there will not be, a mindless escalation.

Democracy is a constant tension between truth and half-truth and, in the arsenal of truth, there is no greater weapon than fact.

Just like the Alamo, somebody damn well needed to go to their aid. Well, by God, I'm going to Viet Nam's aid!

I'm married. And pregnant.

Save a life. Seed a generation

A gramme is better than a damn.

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?

I could always sing, from a really young age, but my voice was really weird. I used to make my mum turn up the radio every day in our house. She was well into music so I got that from her.

I think it surprises a lot of people that I'm still around, you know, still - that I'm not pushing up daisies, as they say.

Your legs are not giving out. Your head is giving out. Keep going.

Being a good rapper is hard to do. I'm a good Rapaport, but that's about it.

If I have to spend time in purgatory before going to one place or the other, I guess I'll be all right as long as there's a lending library.

...let men express the intense admiration, which I share with all other Americans, of the record made by the Marines.