Greatly talented performers don't know - often spectacularly - what's best for them, don't know what their talents really are, and don't know what's just plain wrong for them.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Because even if the lie is beautiful, the truth is what you face in the end.

Your past success is a foundation into future success.

Most things in my life are anything but simple--but loving you is. I just do.

I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time.

How many joys are crushed under foot because people look up at the sky and disregard what is at their feet?

I don't want anything bad to happen to me.

I'm just tired; I just want the world to be quiet for a bit.

You are what you believe yourself to be.

If the Cubs were to win (The World Series) it would be a coronary event for me.

Painting is at once a form of meditation and an utter, complete personal engagement with life.