Greatness is found in great actions

[S]urely the Cupid serving him was lefthanded, with a weak chin and no imagination.

It is easier for the world to accept a simple lie than a complex truth.

I really like the retro look. My regular clothing, I like to always keep it classy and I like to kind of be more dressed up more of the time. I'm not really someone you see in sweatpants a lot.

I think of the chimp, the one with the talking hands.

All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage.

Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.

my mother insisted that I had to try things on to make sure they were becoming. Becoming what, I always asked.

Congress is a Mafia running a protection racket.. .

Which came first - the observer or the particle?

The earlier works of a man of genius are always preferred to the newer ones, in order to prove that he is going down instead of up.