Greed often finds more pleasure in taking from others than in giving to itself.

The only 'natural enemies' are those who take one's very nature as an offence.

Failure is life's magnifying glass.

CLEMENTINE: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.JOEL: I know.CLEMENTINE: What do we do?JOEL: Enjoy it.

A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.'Quite often men are fools.

You'll break the worry habit the day you decide you can meet and master the worse that can happen to you.

Loneliness is not cured by human company. Loneliness is cured by contact with reality.

I know I want to help people and inspire people. That's my purpose in life.

I didn't get nervous when I ran, but I get nervous watching other people now. I root for anybody with a USA on their chest.

I find celebrity really scary.

George Jessel’s newest pick-me-up which is receiving attention from the town’s paragraphers is called a Bloody Mary: half tomato juice, half vodka.

I lost agents and managers because I turned down big movies that were smutty.

Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting each other, name-calling, and kind of busting each other's chops, and that's not what women's comedy is.