Green Day is politically brain-dead but I love the little monkeys.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.

Jupiter is slow looking into his notebook but he always looks.

Home wasn't built in a day.

A woman is a hunter without a forest.

However much we may distrust men's sincerity, we always believe they speak to us more sincerely than to others.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I saw my true power. The darkest power. The greatest power. ~Jaime Vegas

Copying all or parts of a program is as natural to a programmer as breathing, and as productive. It ought to be as free.

The actual process of filmmaking, the many hours out of your life- it is very slow and boring. I'm not interested in that now unless an opportunity was provided for me.

Success requires a persistent misreading of the odds.