Green Screen was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going.

When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show.

Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face.

Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself.

I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there.

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke.

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now.

This is how I disappear in pieces.This is how I leave without moving from my place.This is how I dance away.This is how I'm gone before you wake.

Happiness to a dog is what lies on the other side of the door.

Great wine is always enhanced by great food.

Style is to see beauty in modesty.

I am alone; all drowns in the Pharisees' hypocrisy. To live your life is not as simple as to cross a field.

Sometimes I miss the spirit of London, but it's a very gray place.

Flowers knew how to preach divinity before men knew how to dissect and botanize them.

I would not give up a lot of what I know about my heritage. I would not give up knowing where I came from, the good parts and the bad parts.

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film

Politics is like driving. To go backward put it in R. To go forward put it in D.