Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

The human race will begin solving its problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously.

We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.

I don’t know man, I didn’t do it.

Reality is the original Rorschach.

Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that is beautiful

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs

At first, I thought it was only your body I wanted. But something about you has made me greedy as hell. I want everything. Your love. Your mind. Your secrets. Your soul.

Love grows and wanes, but honor, duty, and commitment, those things are constant and stable. They define who you are.

Be realistic, demand the impossible!

Baseball's still a game. I don't want it to be work. I want it to be a game.

For some reason, when I was in junior high school, my friends and I had, like, a cologne-stealing ring.

The courage to try something new makes me proud.

Life was never simple, happiness never where you thought you'd left it, and right and wrong no more fixed than clouds in the sky.

Any opportunity to adorn oneself is human, and accessories are an easy way to do it.

The loony tuners are at it again. The cost of doing business in Oakland is already about the highest in the state. Compared with other cities, adoption of the proposed

Good sense, disciplined by experience and inspired by goodness, issues in practical wisdom.