Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

I think that when in doubt about the truth of an issue, it's safer and in better taste to select the least numerous of the adversaries.

Aha! Today I shall become an author! And I will auth and auth and auth and make a squillion dollars, whoopee!

Bob Dylan's Christianity has been allusive, idiosyncratic, and never the sort to place him on anyone's side in any Kulturkampf.

Unbelieving image-bearers really do have a lot of good ideas. To deny this is an affront to the One Whose image they bear.

You will learn no more once you have decided you know

The gospel of the kingdom talks about diligence.

My idea of management is that what your job is as the boss is to find really good people and empower them and leave them alone.

I think more and more young people are catching on when it comes to certain healthy behaviors, much more than I did when I was younger.

Mostly in life people are trying not to have emotions.

Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.