Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

My heart's a dance of fear.

On the journey to self discovery be grateful for the fools along the way. Their lack of kindness fueled your success ~bns

As the sun shines I will make hayTo keep failure at bayFor there remaineth a payFor my honest toil each day.

The Marine Corps has just been called by the New York Times, 'The elite of this country.' I think it is the elite of the world.

Stereotypes abound when there is distance. They are an invention, a pretense that one knows when the steps that would make real knowing possible cannot be taken or are not allowed.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.

Le Mans' is the only racing movie that is totally realistic.

I knew about the music. I got that part but I wanted to know the business, I wanted to know about royalties, how people got paid, producers and stuff like that so I read all those books like twice.

I dare say she means to keep you from his attentions. Your honour demands she be slain.