Grief. The pain now is part of the happiness then. That's the deal.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Happiness and Peace is something we nurture from within, Cultivate yours and enjoy the sunshine, feel the warmth.

I just do my act. If people in England don't get my joke I make fun of myself for telling it.

I'm not good at interviews, I'm not good at dancing, I'm not good at looking like I'm having fun. I never will be, I don't think. Unless I go to a life coach.

I entered the film industry sprinting, but not for long.

If you are not taking responsibility for your state of consciousness, you are not taking responsibility for life.

I worry that as the problem-solving power of our technologies increases, our ability to distinguish between important and trivial or even non-existent problems diminishes.

One of Alaska's strengths is our pioneer role in environmentally sensitive development.

I'd like to be able to experience things. That's the best thing for my work - to be somebody who does get to travel and observe people.

Because I am known in the horror genre now, I try and do at least one horror movie a year for my fans, my fans have been so good to me.

Please assure me that you are all Republicans.