Grief is nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac.

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat and I built a boat.

A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls and you get poked by people you don't know

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!

I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work

The welkin is blue yet in agony, The air and the water has made a pair, As the love was unfaithful and the earth has to suffer, until the time goes backwards.

The ultimate winner in life is one who receives the grace given to us by Jesus Christ and lives life accordingly.

I have to stay alone in order to fully contemplate and feel nature.

An artist cannot fail it is a success to be one.

And I think my spaceship knows which way to go.

Having a little boy has taken me to a very deep place. I am starting to realize everything I ever worried about was such a waste of time.

The primitive Christians perpetually trod on mystic ground, and their minds were exercised by the habits of believing the most extraordinary events

So much of what we are currently seeing as far as human suffering and misery comes from diseases that should have been preventable but were not.

Superfluous lags the veteran on the stage, Till pitying Nature signs the last release, And bids afflicted worth retire to peace.

Gender no longer forms an essential part of marriage; marriage under law is a union of equals.