Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Every endured a hardship is a discipline in the spirit.

The inner self is as distinct from the outer self as heaven is from earth.

If you can't beat them and don't care to join them, Then " FU*K THEM".

Chennai is the birthplace of a new language in cinema. The audiences here are the most evolved moviegoers to be found anywhere in India.

I don't like PG-13 horror movies. I think they're a contradiction in terms.

Deep in the fundamental heart of mind and Universe there is a reason.

I challenge you. Be obsessed with improvement!

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I was raised in Mississippi, so heat and humidity is my bread and butter. It keeps me going. I can't stand cold weather.

I'm still talking about some heavy issues, but it feels a lot happier to me.