Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.

Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket.

Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

The older I get, the better I used to be.

You're Mexican until you make money and then you're Spanish.

I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.

Writing about the unholy is one way of writing about what is sacred.

The most wicked criminals have God on their lips at all times, for God is the only one who can stomach them.

Every day is exciting when you don’t live your life based on religion alone

The Real Success is helping others to get Succeed

I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.

Business is the economic engine of our Western culture, and if it could be transformed to truly serve nature as well as ourselves, it could become essential to our rescue.

Like a flying bird you came into my life. Your love was the strength that let me take the plunge. I didn't think that I would ever be this way but you have changed all things for me.

We should take heed of pride; it is a sin that turned angels into devils.

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

An unpeaceful mind cannot operate normally.