Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

He Who Owns Himself Is Never Alone.

Society was cut in two: those who had nothing united in common envy

Grace will meet you in the valley, and her song will carry you home on the wind to another sky filled with ethereal beauty unfolding and love everlasting.

Always remember that there were many times in the past where you thought it couldn't be done, but somehow you found a way to do it.

I believe in a religion that believes in freedom. Any time I have to accept a religion that won't let me fight a battle for my people, I say to hell with that religion.

the object of a new year is not that we should have a new year, but rather that we should have a new soul.

I like dropping into a small club and playing with some people, trying to help them get a start.

If you want to accord with the Tao, just do your job, then let go.

If you see me coming, better step aside. A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died.

Don't wait for someone to green light your project, build your own intersection.