Grow the lawn and mow the lawn always keep the TV on, brush your teeth and kill the germs, poison apples, poison worms.

One problem with being a leader, is that even among your friends you are alone, for it is you -- and you alone -- to whom the others look for final guidance.

May your adventures bring you closer together, even as they take you far away from home.

Is this what family is like: the feeling that everyone’s connected, that with one piece missing, the whole thing’s broken?

The gym is always open, except when it's closed.

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.

Now listen, we need to be quiet as mice. No, quieter than that. As quiet as...as..." "Dead mice?" Reynie suggested. "Perfect," said Kate with an approving nod. "As quiet as dead mice.

Remember, children. For every exit, there is also an entrance. ~ Milligan, The Mysterious Benedict Society

I was always interested in the possibility maybe of finding my way into a big adventure.

Daddy, will you take me to the mill, again?

Poor Kate,"said Constance,"she's lost her marbles.

And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.

History was ignorant and had a mean streak, so it tended to repeat.

I love you because Five floor walk up1 to the 2 to the EThree avenues

All government wars are unjust.

SYCOPHANT- One who approaches Greatness on his belly so that he may not be commanded to turn and be kicked. He is sometimes an editor.

Either the law exists, or it does not.

Magick may be no more than the willful invocation of awe.

....a perfect paper airplane.

I did not know that Ramos would prefer to send his ball up to the heavens.

The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.