Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.

Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.

I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.

We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.

I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.

People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.

I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.

Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.

They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.

I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.

Failure is a trickster with a keen sense of irony and cunning. It takes great delight in tripping one when success is almost within reach

People make music to get a reaction. Music is communication.

The actual growth in a person's life is the rise in his wisdom and not the raise in his pay or income.

Time is the coin of your life. You spend it. Do not allow others to spend it for you.

It is the obligation of the ruler to continually renew himself in order to renew the people by his example.

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

The weeds of socialism are better than the crops of capitalism.

Faith, courage, optimism, looking forward, bring us new life and more life. Futility, frustration, living in the past are not only characteristic of 'old age'; they contribute to it.

I never really thought about what characters I play. I always just wanted different characters.

Some directors hardly talk to the actors at all.