Growing up, the most important thing, after taking care of your family and getting a decent job of work, was having a laugh. That was the point to life.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book, and a tired man who wants a book to read.

Eat your food slowly and chew each bite completely (20-30 chomps is ideal) to facilitate proper digestion.

Racism doesn't have to fit our stereotypes for what it is in order for it to hurt - but it also means that tools for dismantling the system don't have it fit our stereotype either.

In media, there's a distance and an unrealistic expectation of knowledge about a person that's created.

No paper is more corrupt than the failing New York Times. The good news is it is failing, it won't be around too much longer.

Jazz is a good barometer of freedom.

We don't have to love it. We just have to steal it.

Marke all Mathematicall heades, which be onely and wholy bent to those sciences, how solitarie they be themselues, how vnfit to liue with others, & how vnapte to serue in the world.

I am guilty of stupidity, arrogance, and greed.

The worst danger of the mystic is as always a quest of spiritual privilege leading to aloofness from the common lot.