Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

For everyone knows that a girl cannot live on chicken cordon blue alone.

If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people.

Psychology is action, not thinking about oneself. We continue to shape our personality all our life. To know oneself, one should assert oneself.

Start with scout locations first.

I've never believed in God, but I believe in Picasso.

If I had to perform in a comedy club I would bomb; I would be trying too hard.

An angel fell from Heaven without any other passion except pride, and so we may ask whether it is possible to ascend to Heaven by humility alone, without any other of the virtues.

A Yuppie is someone who believes it's courageous to eat in a restaurant that hasn't been reviewed yet.

When you have a good heart: You help too much. You trust too much. You give too much. You love too much. And it always seems you hurt the most.

You have to be true to yourself and remain humble. Whether you win or lose, you've got to treat everyone the same, and be who you are.